Walk up in the fight club with 8 ounce white gloves
and leave with red ones.
Just watched Skyfall:
It was okay. My mind wasn’t blown or anything but it was a decent movie. 7/10, elbows too pointy.
Strength only has one form:
New favourite random TV show:
Although I do miss Gabrielle Union as host.
Edit: I still hate watching TV.
Christmas Pick-up Line
"Hey, you wanna do some roleplaying? I’ll be Joseph, you’ll be Mary and I’ll try and get you pregnant tonight without you knowing it?"
If she had twins, she’d probably have 2pacs. Get it?
Trying to figure if I fear love,
or if the devil got him in some type of bear hug, that I’m not aware of.
Wanna know a great insult to use?
Tell someone they’re a mouth breather.